YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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