i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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