Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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