I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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