From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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