ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh god it's open bar.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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