16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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