I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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