Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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