I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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