So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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