Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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