i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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