So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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