His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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