I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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