Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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