Do you still have your period?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
