Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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