haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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