I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
