I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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