Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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