It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize