Are we in a gay sports bar?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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