It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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