The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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