i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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