I wish life had little blips of pornography
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have post one night stand depression
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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