He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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