We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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