C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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