Quick, to the slutcave!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
either way he was missing a nipple.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Shame - the story of my life.
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