Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
