if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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