Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She's JV to your varsity
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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