Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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