it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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