no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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