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(416): View more from Ontario

is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(678): View more from Georgia

stop calling my apartment porn island.

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(303): View more from Colorado

im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

that was a mass text, wasnt it?

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(863): View more from Florida

if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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(631): View more from New York

I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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(207): View more from Maine

I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.

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(949): View more from California

Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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(206): View more from Washington

I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go

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(540): View more from Virginia

It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.

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