I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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