If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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