we have officially lost it.
I want to have your abortion
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
