No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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