You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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