idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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