her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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