Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
