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• (714): View more from California

  He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

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  Ive only called 5 times

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.

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  I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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  i told you not to try chat roulette

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• (631): View more from New York

  Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

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  Oh good your over him

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

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• (949): View more from California

  I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER

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• (361): View more from Texas

  WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES

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