The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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