What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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