i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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