We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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