I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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