Nicole vs. Life
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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